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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2007 2:26:45 GMT -5
why does salt on an apple taste so good? Helps get rid of the worms? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2007 2:27:44 GMT -5
Where the hell are my glasses!? Oh, there they are, right on my face!!! aarrrgghhh
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Post by Ye Olde Winesock on Nov 15, 2007 8:57:54 GMT -5
Is it a coincidence that people, especially women, who dress themselves the way a colour blind, beatnick would also happen to be incredibly annoying?
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Post by Ye Olde Winesock on Nov 15, 2007 9:02:15 GMT -5
The slurping of coffee and the exaggarated "ahhhhh" after every sip did not help her cause.
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Post by Ye Olde Winesock on Nov 15, 2007 9:13:26 GMT -5
I've woken up with worse...
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Post by DonnyBrook on Nov 15, 2007 9:16:17 GMT -5
"she was bald"
"she was bald, how bald?"
"bald bald"
"can that happen, do women go bald?"
"ive heard of it, they usually wear wigs"
"she took off her hat and there she was...helloooo"
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Post by Iceman on Nov 19, 2007 15:11:51 GMT -5
There is the stinkiest smell in my house, I can't get rid of it Tell your husband to take a shower.
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Post by The Lord Himself on Nov 19, 2007 17:55:57 GMT -5
There is the stinkiest smell in my house, I can't get rid of it Tell your husband to take a shower. That's like asking your wife to pick up a hammer
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2007 22:58:07 GMT -5
That's like asking your wife to pick up a hammer It's still stinky in here....I think it's the fridge? Tell the fridge to take a shower. ;D
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 8:17:06 GMT -5
That's like asking your wife to pick up a hammer It's still stinky in here....I think it's the fridge? Take GH out of the fridge
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 8:21:31 GMT -5
Take GH out of the fridge I thought you said that was the best way? Only if he is "cubed"
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 8:26:35 GMT -5
and on ice? Now you are getting it...
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 8:43:49 GMT -5
Now you are getting it... The "tough love" is just at a maximum around here lately. Don't even get me started
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 14:34:26 GMT -5
Don't even get me started I deserve it, I know Most of it is.
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 15:10:31 GMT -5
Most of it is. Bring it on (no, don't) Where shall I begin....
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Post by SeaBass on Nov 20, 2007 15:20:17 GMT -5
I thought you 3..ummm 4...already started? Good point! Let us continue then...
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Post by eddy on Nov 21, 2007 12:52:40 GMT -5
4 hours till I go home.
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Post by Ye Olde Winesock on Nov 22, 2007 14:34:04 GMT -5
Why do some people walk as though its there first day on earth?
Zig zagging, stopping dead for no reason, holding conversations with others in the middle of a busy walkway?
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Post by Ye Olde Winesock on Nov 22, 2007 15:09:04 GMT -5
Its a ghost town in here today. Eerie.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 17:16:44 GMT -5
Wouldn't a more sensible name for a proctologist be an astronaut? Seems like that would be more descriptive. Also, hemorrhoids should be renamed asteroids. "Why are you sitting that way, Stan?" "Well, I have a wicked case of asteroids." I think about these things sometimes.
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Post by Bearfan77 on Nov 22, 2007 20:06:43 GMT -5
How come your nose "RUNS", and your feet "SMELL"? ;D
That confuses me.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 20:41:39 GMT -5
How come green olives come in a jar, but black olives come in a can?
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 20:57:47 GMT -5
Which do you spread on first, the pnut butter or the jelly? Always put the peanut butter on BOTH slices of bread, then the jelly on one (ie: in the middle). That way, the jelly doesn't seep into the bread if you make the sandwich in the morning with the intention of eating same at lunch. Just a little tip for y'all, based on years of research. Similar advice on Pat's Pizza also available.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:02:09 GMT -5
pour the cereal first or the milk? Cereal first, of course. Only an animal would pour the milk first. The cereal is the area of focus, the milk is the compliment. How else would you know how much milk to add? Clearly the cereal is first.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:08:35 GMT -5
I mean, get ahold of yourself here.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:14:38 GMT -5
I mean, get ahold of yourself here. so do you fold your pizza or eat it from the point on or from the crust down? Well, I would require more information before rendering an opinion on this matter. What kind of pizza are we talking about? Where is the pizza from? Double dough or single? Deep dish or other? What size pizza? These factors are crucial in any decision to fold a slice of pizza before consumption.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:19:13 GMT -5
Well, to be honest, I do the same. The only exception being the really big slices (ie: from 18" plus pizzas, for instance), whereby I might consider folding the slice.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:30:18 GMT -5
Well, to be honest, I do the same. The only exception being the really big slices (ie: from 18" plus pizzas, for instance), whereby I might consider folding the slice. I don't think I ever had one that big.. I'll ignore the obvious softball, as I have way too much class. In any case, we have certain pizza places here that offer 20" pizzas, one has a 24" pizza. I tend to fold the slices on those.
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Post by Mr. Poon on Nov 22, 2007 21:33:41 GMT -5
We're blessed in this area to be near Pat's Pizza, the finest pizza on the planet. The holy land is in Orono, near UMaine, but there are franchises all over the state. The Ellsworth location is a mere 1.5 miles from my casa, in fact, which may or may not have been a central factor in me wanting to move here.
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Post by drfell on Nov 22, 2007 23:09:26 GMT -5
We're blessed in this area to be near Pat's Pizza, the finest pizza on the planet. The holy land is in Orono, near UMaine, but there are franchises all over the state. The Ellsworth location is a mere 1.5 miles from my casa, in fact, which may or may not have been a central factor in me wanting to move here. Hey mrpoon, If you are ever in Providence, RI, check out Caserta's on Federal Hill. Also check out their Wimpy Skippy, the ultimate spinach pie.
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